The name's Sarah. I do theater, my most recent show was Shrek the Musical, my closest show is Peter Pan. I also play viola. Music is basically my life. But also Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Whose Line is it Anyway? Friends, Starkid, Nerdfighteria, Star Trek, and Pride and Prejudice.
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women
reasons you should fuck me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!
i’m a boy
Why would a guy post that ?
have you ever heard of homosexuals